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elmo frog has webbed feet. coooool! ha ha ha! boy, elmo frog can do the frog kick. ha ha ha! ribbit ribbit ribbit! ha ha ha! - take it from a frog--always look before you leap! - ah, thanks, frog. - you're welcome. - elmo will remember that. - oh, good. - elmo loves frogs. ribbit ribbit ribbit! - ribbit ribbit! - and so does dorothy. that's why dorothy wants us to sing the frog song! - ooh. can i sing, too? frogs are great singers. ♪ ribbit ribbit ribbit what do you think? - sure, frog. - thanks. - now where's piano? - i don't know. - piano, where are you? oh! oh, there you are! [ribbit] ha ha ha! oh. piano has a frog in its throw, too.
elmo frog has webbed feet. coooool! ha ha ha! boy, elmo frog can do the frog kick. ha ha ha! ribbit ribbit ribbit! ha ha ha! - take it from a frog--always look before you leap! - ah, thanks, frog. - you're welcome. - elmo will remember that. - oh, good. - elmo loves frogs. ribbit ribbit ribbit! - ribbit ribbit! - and so does dorothy. that's why dorothy wants us to sing the frog song! - ooh. can i sing, too? frogs are great singers. ♪ ribbit ribbit ribbit what do you think? - sure, frog. -...
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ha ha ha! ho, hi. mr. noodle, do you know that you have a frog on your shoulder? ha ha ha! - ribbit! ha ha! - ha ha ha! mr. noodle! mr. noodle? dorothy has a frog question. are you ready, mr. noodle? good. how do you leap like a frog, mr. noodle? - yeah! - how do you leap like a frog? - go ahead, mr. noodle. - wait. what is that? - he's dancing. - mr. noodle! - that's leaping like a dancer, mr. noodle, not like a frog. - leap like a frog! - you can do it. ha ha ha! - and go! - that's not a frog! - those are kangaroo hops! - you need to leap like a frog, not like a kangaroo. - you got to leap like a frog. - mr. noodle, elmo has an idea. squat down. - yeah. like that! - what is he doing? - he's waddling like a duck. - mr. noodle! - well, that's very good, but listen, mr. noodle. push off with your legs. - where are your legs? - yeah. 1 leg, 2 legs. - now use your legs, mr. noodle. - i think he's got it. - he's being like a frog. - now leap! - leap, mr. noodle! - he's got it! good leaping, mr. noodle! - that's leaping like a frog! - he's a leap frog! ha ha ha! mr. noodle. ooh.
ha ha ha! ho, hi. mr. noodle, do you know that you have a frog on your shoulder? ha ha ha! - ribbit! ha ha! - ha ha ha! mr. noodle! mr. noodle? dorothy has a frog question. are you ready, mr. noodle? good. how do you leap like a frog, mr. noodle? - yeah! - how do you leap like a frog? - go ahead, mr. noodle. - wait. what is that? - he's dancing. - mr. noodle! - that's leaping like a dancer, mr. noodle, not like a frog. - leap like a frog! - you can do it. ha ha ha! - and go! - that's not a...
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- ha ha ha! ribbit! - "sesame street" was brought to you today by the letter, uh-- by the letter--um. i can't remember. let's rethink the day. look. there it is! what letter is that? - "h"! - right. "h" is the letter of the day, but what's today's number? there it is. what number? - 40! - right! 40 is the number of the day! so "sesame street" was brought to you today by the letter "h" and by the number 40! this is murray saying see you next time on the street. peace! today's show is brought to you by the dancing toe company. dance! dance! the dancing toe company-- may we have this dance? announcer: he's curious george. wooo! whoever comes closest to guessing the number of balls gets to keep them all. this calls for some math. ha ha! announcer: "curious george," weekdays on pbs kids, or watch anytime you want at pbskids.org! is helping families turn everyday moments into learning opportunities. ♪ you can find out more at pncgrowupgreat.com. female announcer: it's fun to stay in shape with foods
- ha ha ha! ribbit! - "sesame street" was brought to you today by the letter, uh-- by the letter--um. i can't remember. let's rethink the day. look. there it is! what letter is that? - "h"! - right. "h" is the letter of the day, but what's today's number? there it is. what number? - 40! - right! 40 is the number of the day! so "sesame street" was brought to you today by the letter "h" and by the number 40! this is murray saying see you next time...
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ha ha ha! ha ha ha! boy, elmo made a funny. ha ha ha! now elmo's wondering something else. where do frogs live? let's find out. oh, drawer. [ribbit] ha ha ha! drawer has a frog in his throat, too. let's see, drawer. ribbiiiiiit! do frogs live in a nest, in a hat, or in a pond? - in a pond. - very good. do frogs live in an igloo, in a tree, or in a hammock? - in a tree if it's a tree frog. - do frogs live on a cake, in a wheelbarrow, or in an apartment? - in an apartment. - if it's someone's pet frog. - or if it's kermit the frog. - now this is my kind of pad. ha ha ha! - thanks, drawer. - elmo has mail, elmo has mail! - yay! boy, elmo loves getting e-mail. - elmo has mail, elmo has mail! - look, look. ha ha ha! computer, you're so funny. computer has a frog in his throat, too. oh. oh. maybe elmo has e-mail from a frog. mm-hmm. oh, that's not a frog. it's grover. elmo has e-mail from grover! - hello, elmo. it is i grover, your frog expert. i am here in the woods with my class, looking for froggies. say hello to elmo, class. - hello, elmo! - elmo, did you know that some frogg
ha ha ha! ha ha ha! boy, elmo made a funny. ha ha ha! now elmo's wondering something else. where do frogs live? let's find out. oh, drawer. [ribbit] ha ha ha! drawer has a frog in his throat, too. let's see, drawer. ribbiiiiiit! do frogs live in a nest, in a hat, or in a pond? - in a pond. - very good. do frogs live in an igloo, in a tree, or in a hammock? - in a tree if it's a tree frog. - do frogs live on a cake, in a wheelbarrow, or in an apartment? - in an apartment. - if it's someone's pet...
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ha ha ha ha! what's so funny? whoop! whoop! whoa! ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha! would you look at this? oh...use a fork! god. hmm? oop. [exasperated sigh] was...was there somethin' wrong with the other can opener? there's nothing wrong with this can opener. [chuckling] no, nothing's wrong, honey. i mean, i would've preferred the tuna on bread, but, you know, it's... it's just as delicious right out of the sink. ha ha ha ha! this is the can opener i bought. ok, ray? because it's better. it's not stupid, and i'm not stupid! [clunk] what'd i say? and i'm not exaggerating. it's just that sometimes he's such a jerk! given. details? last night. ok? the kids are a mess. i'm tryin' to hold everything together. you're the glue, debra. everyone knows that. anyway, you know, he comes home... [kids all shouting] ok! come on. i'm gonna run away. no! don't run away. mommy would miss you so much. yes, she would. ohh. come on. sit, sit, sit. let's eat. hey, daddy's home. hi, ray. yeah. hi, daddy. [flatly] how was your day? oh, gosh. well, actually, it was-- great. what's for dinner? i haven't had time
ha ha ha ha! what's so funny? whoop! whoop! whoa! ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha! would you look at this? oh...use a fork! god. hmm? oop. [exasperated sigh] was...was there somethin' wrong with the other can opener? there's nothing wrong with this can opener. [chuckling] no, nothing's wrong, honey. i mean, i would've preferred the tuna on bread, but, you know, it's... it's just as delicious right out of the sink. ha ha ha ha! this is the can opener i bought. ok, ray? because it's better. it's not...
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ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha. ha ha. ha. ha. ha. ha ha ha. ha. ha ha ha. ha. ha. ha ha. ha ha ha ha. serious last chance is the day for the geneva conference are being arranged for the assad regime may sit across from an empty chair syria's. rebel oppositions on the ground are hopelessly divided the syrian political opposition in exile is divorced from the brutality on the battlefield so what can geneva two point zero four do achieve. and. i think. mind. you i'm back on. monday and i'm bashing my pick for a politician right. here just to let. you know c.n.n. the m s n b c news have taken some slightly but the fact is i admire their commitment to cover all sides of the story just in case one of them happens to be accurate. that was funny but it's close and for the truth from that might think. it's because one whole attention and the mainstream media works side by side the joke is actually on we're going to be coming up. at our teen years we have a different brain. because the news of the world just is not this funny i'm not laughing dammit i'm not
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♪ ♪ come and play ♪ everything's a-ok - ha ha ha! ha ha ha! ♪ friendly neighbors there ♪ that's where we meet ♪ can you tell me how to get ♪ ♪ how to get to sesame street? ♪ ♪ can you tell me how to get to sesame street? ♪ - [giggling] [barking] - oh. hi, barkley. hey, bob. - oh, hi, big bird. bye, big bird! - see you. oh, hi, leela. - hi, big bird! - leela's taking elmo to play catch! - have fun! - hi, big bird! - oh, hi, kids! ha ha ha! oh, boy. hey. welcome to sesame street. oh. i'm just doing my favorite thing while i wait for my lunch. i'm friend watching. - wait for me! - here's some more kids. hey, friends. - heya, big bird. here's your lunch, a nice hot bowl of cream of bird seed soup just like you like it. - mm. thanks, chris. i could use a bowl of soup today. i'm kind of cold. - did you say you were cold? - well, yes, i did. - uh, who are you? - the name's freddy flapman from flychert real estate. - heh. flychert real estate. - that's right. flychert real estate--our homes are for the birds. - well, what are you doing
♪ ♪ come and play ♪ everything's a-ok - ha ha ha! ha ha ha! ♪ friendly neighbors there ♪ that's where we meet ♪ can you tell me how to get ♪ ♪ how to get to sesame street? ♪ ♪ can you tell me how to get to sesame street? ♪ - [giggling] [barking] - oh. hi, barkley. hey, bob. - oh, hi, big bird. bye, big bird! - see you. oh, hi, leela. - hi, big bird! - leela's taking elmo to play catch! - have fun! - hi, big bird! - oh, hi, kids! ha ha ha! oh, boy. hey. welcome to sesame...
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ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha! hey, y-you know who i loved when i was a kid? the singin' nun. oh, yeah, yeah. me, too. yeah. but only for her music. nun. hey, hey, you remember that song? yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ dominique, nique, nique [song continues in french] hey. kids in bed? yeah. yeah. you should've stayed up. what a great movie. oh, i've seen it a thousand times. it's almost like the hills really are alive... and i like it when julie andrews does this. you're very talented. yeah. you like that? hey. how about this? [high-pitched voice] ♪ dominique, nique, nique... [knock knock] hey. maybe it won't be so hard to give up men. i just--i love that song. i just... hey, deb, you got an alarm clock? i want to make 6:30 mass at that church down the street. 6:30? is god even up then? anyone interested in joining me? i usually go over by work. ok, then. good night. night. ray: night. i lied half-naked to a nun. oh, please. 6:30 in the morning. that's what time she used to go to bed. where did she get this from? i don't know. maybe your sister got one of those... calli
ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha! hey, y-you know who i loved when i was a kid? the singin' nun. oh, yeah, yeah. me, too. yeah. but only for her music. nun. hey, hey, you remember that song? yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ dominique, nique, nique [song continues in french] hey. kids in bed? yeah. yeah. you should've stayed up. what a great movie. oh, i've seen it a thousand times. it's almost like the hills really are alive... and i like it when julie andrews does this. you're very talented. yeah. you...
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ha ha! - ha ha! - oh! well, hello! welcome to flying fairy school. did you meet our class pet niblet? he's a gerbilcorn, you know? - oh. can we take him out now? ooh! can we take him out? - of course. gonnigan, i believe it's your turn to take niblet out. - me, pick up a gerbilcorn? i don't think so. - gonnigan? where's gonnigan. - he's gone again. - that's ok, gonnigan. he'll pick him up when he's ready. - i'll pick up that cute, little gerbilcorn! come here, nibs! give me a hug. - eep. - watch your wand, blogg. - why? - you know what they say. give your wand to a gerbilcorn and rue the day that you were born. - huh? - don't let him get your wand. - eh, he'll never get my wa--ohh! - eep eep! - oh, no! he's got your wand. - oh, this can't be good. - oh, where's that pesky gerbilcorn with my wand? - [whistles] - there he is! - ooh boo ooh! - and there he goes! - come on! - let's go, gonnigan! we need all the fairies we can get! - you know gerbilcorns. they love to be chased. a little fairy ch
ha ha! - ha ha! - oh! well, hello! welcome to flying fairy school. did you meet our class pet niblet? he's a gerbilcorn, you know? - oh. can we take him out now? ooh! can we take him out? - of course. gonnigan, i believe it's your turn to take niblet out. - me, pick up a gerbilcorn? i don't think so. - gonnigan? where's gonnigan. - he's gone again. - that's ok, gonnigan. he'll pick him up when he's ready. - i'll pick up that cute, little gerbilcorn! come here, nibs! give me a hug. - eep. -...
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and the old man sa--ha ha ha-- oh, my god. ha ha ha ha. so the old man sa--ha ha ha ha! th-the old man sa-- the old man sa-- the old man says, "i forgot where i live!" right? forgot where i live. that's a good one. i love an old man joke. i married one. another good one! everyone have wine? yeah. ok, uh, thank you, amy. thank you, marie. this was a terrific thanksgiving. i just love it, you know? that real family feeling, you know? i love thanksgiving. i wish every day could be like this. yeah, me, too. i love turkey. well, it doesn't have to end on thanksgiving. i mean, this sunday is my turkey tortellini day. and i'm gonna teach amy how to make it. so we can have another family feast. all right, i'm wearing my stretchy pants to that one. sunday would be great. hey, deb! you should cook with me and marie sunday morning. gosh, really? um...oh, sunday i really have my hands full. that's bath day, you know... the twins and ray. but you can count us in for the eating of the meal. no way. your girl doesn't cook, you're out. oh, stop it, frank. the dinner's for everyone. yeah
and the old man sa--ha ha ha-- oh, my god. ha ha ha ha. so the old man sa--ha ha ha ha! th-the old man sa-- the old man sa-- the old man says, "i forgot where i live!" right? forgot where i live. that's a good one. i love an old man joke. i married one. another good one! everyone have wine? yeah. ok, uh, thank you, amy. thank you, marie. this was a terrific thanksgiving. i just love it, you know? that real family feeling, you know? i love thanksgiving. i wish every day could be like...
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ha ha ha ha! it's not funny. it's horse laughter that you give to somebody because you are supposed to laugh. some ethnic jokes might be at least funny, but this is stupid making the reference to him being from kenya. it's not even clever and has not a bit of wit. it's their way of saying yeah, we don't like him. he is ethnically impure and he is from we don't know where. you knew it was a white guy. that was no surprise. what was this about? >> the the core of the republican raids at the base is this sense that the country has slipped away from them and their parents benefitted from the new deal and they may have gone to school on student loans and they are by and large black and brown and they are the welfare case. they have done research on this. they never want to say it, but it's a way of getting at the notion that people other than them and other than the way they are are inferior and unworthy and president obama is the embodiment of that inferiority. they have to humiliate im. remember how donald trump ros
ha ha ha ha! it's not funny. it's horse laughter that you give to somebody because you are supposed to laugh. some ethnic jokes might be at least funny, but this is stupid making the reference to him being from kenya. it's not even clever and has not a bit of wit. it's their way of saying yeah, we don't like him. he is ethnically impure and he is from we don't know where. you knew it was a white guy. that was no surprise. what was this about? >> the the core of the republican raids at the...
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ha ha ha! eh-yeh... you're so full of it, dad, you know? actin' all high and mighty, tellin' me that i'm gonna burn in... you know where. this is it? this is what you wanted to pass onto me, your little sportsman's lodge? you know what? forget it. i'm not goin' to church, ok? 'cause i don't need your hypocrisy. "hypocrisy." ooh, hypocrisy. ooh! who are you to judge? there's no hypocrisy. i made a commitment to the lord, and i'm here every sunday, helping. if you want to break your commitment to your family, to father hubley and to god, go right ahead. don't worry. it's a dry heat. fine. all right. i'm not gonna break my commitment. i said i'm comin' every week, and that's exactly what i'm gonna do. not only that, i would like to volunteer to be an usher. what? i wanna be an usher. come on, dad. that would be great. you and me, we could usher together. you mean, you wanna be an usher like your old man? ha ha ha! heh heh heh! what? why? what's so fuy? you know how long the waiting list is? it took me 20 years to become ansher! oh. oh, well, i
ha ha ha! eh-yeh... you're so full of it, dad, you know? actin' all high and mighty, tellin' me that i'm gonna burn in... you know where. this is it? this is what you wanted to pass onto me, your little sportsman's lodge? you know what? forget it. i'm not goin' to church, ok? 'cause i don't need your hypocrisy. "hypocrisy." ooh, hypocrisy. ooh! who are you to judge? there's no hypocrisy. i made a commitment to the lord, and i'm here every sunday, helping. if you want to break your...
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ha ha ha ha ha! >> and have to walk all the way home? oh, no, no, no. i have the best way and the best tools. simple, silent, and quick-- the silent part being the most important. let me show you what i mean. you don't mind if i borrow your neck for a moment, do you? >> well...if it's not for long. >> oh, no. now, when i nod my head, you just try to cry out and i'll bet you can't do it. all right, now. just wait for the nod of my head. [and the band played on plays] [mrs. cunningham gasping] >> mr. anthony. mr. anthony-- help! help! help! somebody come quick! help. somebody come quick! bring some water! >> some water. [mrs. cunningham crying] [everyone talking at once] >> let's get him out of here. senator: take him into the study, general. >> will you help me take her upstairs, please? >> what happened? >> i don't know. he seemed to have fainted. >> what was the matter with the lady? >> she was just frightened. >> i think they were playing a game of some sort. >> i thought he was a bit weird when he arrived. who is he? >> i hardly know him, sir. well,
ha ha ha ha ha! >> and have to walk all the way home? oh, no, no, no. i have the best way and the best tools. simple, silent, and quick-- the silent part being the most important. let me show you what i mean. you don't mind if i borrow your neck for a moment, do you? >> well...if it's not for long. >> oh, no. now, when i nod my head, you just try to cry out and i'll bet you can't do it. all right, now. just wait for the nod of my head. [and the band played on plays] [mrs....
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ha ha! i'm going down to that city hall, cj. >> no. but wait. don't. >> i'm going to firm my affirmative action. >> but wait a minute. [ horns honking, bell dings ] [ whistle blows ] ♪ [ female announcer ] with mccafé, every season is full of delicious surprises. for a limited time, fall for the latest flavor -- the brand-new mccafé pumpkin spice latte, smooth, sweet, a hint of spice and made with 100% rainforest alliance certified espresso. settle in with pumpkin spice latte, something new to love from mccafé. so you can do more. ♪ ♪ only degree has motionsense activated by your movement, the more you move the more it protects. ♪ do more. ♪ degree. it won't let you down. >> hey, baby. >> hey, baby, i'm back. >> curtis, uh-uh. curtis, where have you been? >> uh, where was i at? can't even remember. where, city hall? i think i was at city hall. >> curtis, wait, wait, baby. if this is about what cj said, he did not tell you everything. >> oh, i mean, he told me enough. >> oh. >> y
ha ha! i'm going down to that city hall, cj. >> no. but wait. don't. >> i'm going to firm my affirmative action. >> but wait a minute. [ horns honking, bell dings ] [ whistle blows ] ♪ [ female announcer ] with mccafé, every season is full of delicious surprises. for a limited time, fall for the latest flavor -- the brand-new mccafé pumpkin spice latte, smooth, sweet, a hint of spice and made with 100% rainforest alliance certified espresso. settle in with pumpkin spice...
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ha ha. you still got jokes. i don't even eat that much. you want one? i got another one down there. >> i'm okay. >> all right. >> wow, that david kid is faster in person than he is on film. >> what? i thought you'd never seen him before. >> i watched films in your class while you were teaching gym yesterday. >> i told you he was good. >> listen. we got to get him to come play for us. i mean, wouldn't you want to coach him again? >> of course, but he's being recruited by some of the top schools in this country now. it'd be a hard sell. >> no, no, no, no, no. that boy needs family. you're like his family. come on. i'm sure he'll listen to you. >> uh... what's this for? >> what? i can't treat my new coach and his lady to a nice dinner? come on. you know what this position comes with. >> ho! this is mine? >> uh, this is mine, but the perks of the job gets things like this. take your lady out to a nice dinner. >> [ laughs ] oh, my man. [ laughs ] oh. hey, i hope that back seat is roomy. >> whoa,
ha ha. you still got jokes. i don't even eat that much. you want one? i got another one down there. >> i'm okay. >> all right. >> wow, that david kid is faster in person than he is on film. >> what? i thought you'd never seen him before. >> i watched films in your class while you were teaching gym yesterday. >> i told you he was good. >> listen. we got to get him to come play for us. i mean, wouldn't you want to coach him again? >> of course, but...
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ha ha! you should pick that up. [girls laugh] oh, you're such a dork. loser. here. let me help you with that. oops! ha ha! announcer: every day, kids witness bullying. oh, look! your crush is looking at you. [girls laugh] poor you. ha ha! announcer: they want to help but don't know how. bully: see? no one here's gonna help you... announcer: teach your kids how to be more than a bystander. visit stopbullying.gov. aren't you going to wash your hands before you eat? no. i wrap the toilet paper around my fingers like an oven mitt. you could catch a puck with it. so, mom, what brings you to our neck of the woods? i'm showing a house down at the beach. thought i'd swing by and see my grandson. tada! nice house? oh, magnificent. and priced to move. the owner lost everything in the stock market, killed himself. oh, that's terrible. oh, no. he didn't do it in the house. thank god. even with an ocean view, suicidhomes are a bitch to unload. keep that in mind in case you ever want to teach your brother a lesson. thanks for the tip. good morning, alan. morning, jake. satan. goo
ha ha! you should pick that up. [girls laugh] oh, you're such a dork. loser. here. let me help you with that. oops! ha ha! announcer: every day, kids witness bullying. oh, look! your crush is looking at you. [girls laugh] poor you. ha ha! announcer: they want to help but don't know how. bully: see? no one here's gonna help you... announcer: teach your kids how to be more than a bystander. visit stopbullying.gov. aren't you going to wash your hands before you eat? no. i wrap the toilet paper...
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ha ha ha ha ha ha. lemonade, marie. now you knowwhat it. what? now you knowwhat ite when someonelets yo. [gasps] what are you saying? nothing.i let y. no, you didn't. i could tellyou were trying to . ok, all right. yeah, i know people. i know how they act.you were no. oh, what,you mean t? you mean this?damn ! ahh! like that? that's it! we'regoing again rig. ray: no, no! come on. serve. does it, robert?esn'tso, i don't know whati'm supposed t. you admit thati beat you right . i wouldif it was tr. come on. serve the damn ball! no! do what i say! no, i'm not! [door slams] there you go.no? raymond, that was terrible. what? you can't take a man'sdignity a. dignity? dad? come on. the man mows his lawnin. and heleans his earwith. and he rhymed zerowith . so, ma, a quick game? you know,i wanna say one thing. or played anything,layed ping-p, you've always been... better? a jerk. a jerk? i'm not a jerk. i'm a survivor! no, jerk,i think, works. let me tell yousome. when i came backfro, i had no money,no s. sure, i was goodwit, but you can't putth. it puts p
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ha ha ha ha ha! hey. you want to know something? you're not gonna believe this. third time this week. that's a barone record. 3 times? get outta here! thati'm tellin' you.rd. no way. 3 times. tuesday, thursday, today. i think you're confusing sex with showering. so how come you're becoming so popular? i don't know. it's just happening. well, what, are you doing something different? you talking to her more, paying more attention to her? no. maybe it's your... technique. have you learned some new moves? no. moves. at do i got? i got fast forward and the stall. well, you gotta be doin' something different. no. although... the only thing i can think of is i got this pulled muscle in my ribcage, you know? so lately, everything i do, i'm favoring my left side. so? i don't know. maybe i'm just, like, accentuating some emphasis at a different angle. maybe she just, uh, doesn't want you playing golf. what do you mean? think about it, ray. she's jealous. she hates when you play golf. she'd do anything to stop it. even if it means having sex with you. ha ha! that's it! he's
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ha ha ha ha! yeah! wow. so i guess... i mean, debra thought that i wasn't being encouraging, but i guess whatever i did kind of helped. yes, yes. in a way, yes. what do you mean? well, i didn't exactly take your notes. i mean, i went home, and i thought about it, and i decided i liked the way i had it, and i sent it. ha ha. ho. ha ha. wow. how about that. imagine that, huh? thanks, anyway. your notes were very good. gotta get that bacon! yummy, crunchy, bacon bacon bacon there in that bag! who wants a beggin' strip? me! i'd get it myself, but i don't have thumbs! mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm it's beggin'! mmm, i love you. (announcer) beggin' strips...there's no time like beggin' time. she can't always move the way she wants. until now. only stayfree ultra thin offers flex fit for movement, thermocontrol® for dryness, and free fitness classes with purchase. so keep moving. stayfree. [ gasps ] were you looking for this? seems the drive-thru is closed tonight. instead... velveeta cheesy skillets. [ horse nays in background ] just br
ha ha ha ha! yeah! wow. so i guess... i mean, debra thought that i wasn't being encouraging, but i guess whatever i did kind of helped. yes, yes. in a way, yes. what do you mean? well, i didn't exactly take your notes. i mean, i went home, and i thought about it, and i decided i liked the way i had it, and i sent it. ha ha. ho. ha ha. wow. how about that. imagine that, huh? thanks, anyway. your notes were very good. gotta get that bacon! yummy, crunchy, bacon bacon bacon there in that bag! who...
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one e-mail i got just said, "ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha" straight cross, another said "zero," and another said "not happening right now." e-mails to cnn's dana barb about immigration reform. how about immigration reform, you said you wantsed that, and i quote, ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha, all in one line. republicans' own plan for what they need to do to stop losing elections says they should work on immigration reform. also says they should stop calling black people lazy and be so obvious about wanting to block them from voting, but maybe that one's too hard to stop. but immigration reform, this is supposed to be possible, right? immigration reform, it passed the senate this summer. 14 republican senators voted for it, it got 68 votes overall. and the republican party itself says that if it cannot find a way to support immigration policy, the whole party is dead in the water. and republican what they said, after 2012? if we do not do this, our party's appeal will continue to shrink to its core constituencies only. that might not even fly in buncombe county anymore. the party knows what it needs to do,
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debt default in the event the jerks and clowns of the senate fail to raise the debt ceiling ha ha ha ha yeah how much more o'leary asli did americanizing going to be than to operate degrees of unconstitutionality and obama's banana republic bones one point zero over in the u.k. the chance of george osborne was crack on the funniest jokes of the cabin about his own poll policy for the road to banana republic them to help devise a game he said quote hopefully we'll get a little housing boom and everyone will be happy as property values go up ha ha ha ha so funny george osborne the chancellor joe badly misfired with his cabinet colleagues who thought that causing another housing bubble and burst was no frickin laughing matter george ponzi george osborne stacy herbert cabinet they have no sense of humor or even the independent here says a funny old week for the british taxpayer yes it appears corporations are ripping them off not paying taxes and of course there was the little matter of the i.p.o. for those of royal mail which lost a lot of money for the government royal mail i.p.o. deli
debt default in the event the jerks and clowns of the senate fail to raise the debt ceiling ha ha ha ha yeah how much more o'leary asli did americanizing going to be than to operate degrees of unconstitutionality and obama's banana republic bones one point zero over in the u.k. the chance of george osborne was crack on the funniest jokes of the cabin about his own poll policy for the road to banana republic them to help devise a game he said quote hopefully we'll get a little housing boom and...
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ha ha ha! - heh heh heh. - ha ha ha! - heh heh! - hi. i'm cameron, and i'm here to tell you all about the word habitat. now a habitat is-- - a place where animals can find food! - hey. yeah. that's right, and also a habitat is-- - a place where animals can find water. - that's true, too, and a habitat is also-- - a place where animals can find a spot to sleep in! - right again. hey. how do you guys know so much about the word "habitat"? - because this is the woods. - this is where we live. - yeah. this is our habitat. - oh. - habitat! - are you ready to twinkle think? good! because abby's flying fairy school is coming soon, but first, it's time for the letter "h". that's why we're gonna play bring out your "h"! what sound does the letter "h" make? - hhh. - hhh. yeah. - hhh, hhh. - hhh, hhh. that's a really good sound. come on! let's find some things that start with the letter "h"! bring out your "h"! bring out your "h"! what do you got that starts with "h"? - hula-hoop. - hula-hoop starts with "h"! do you have anything that starts with a
ha ha ha! - heh heh heh. - ha ha ha! - heh heh! - hi. i'm cameron, and i'm here to tell you all about the word habitat. now a habitat is-- - a place where animals can find food! - hey. yeah. that's right, and also a habitat is-- - a place where animals can find water. - that's true, too, and a habitat is also-- - a place where animals can find a spot to sleep in! - right again. hey. how do you guys know so much about the word "habitat"? - because this is the woods. - this is where we...
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- ha ha ha! - get ready to blast off, neighbour. today we're going to play outer space at our friend miss elaina's house. and then we're going to play at prince wednesday's royal castle. i'm so happy u're my friend. ugga-mugga. be right back. is made possible in part by... the richard king mellon foundation. dedicated for over sixty years to south western pennsylvania's quality of life, and competitive future. and by these pittsburg undations. working together to enhance and enrich the lives of children for more than seventy-five years. and by the arthur vining davis foundations. dedicated to strengthening america's future through education. adcasting, dedicated to strengthening america's future
- ha ha ha! - get ready to blast off, neighbour. today we're going to play outer space at our friend miss elaina's house. and then we're going to play at prince wednesday's royal castle. i'm so happy u're my friend. ugga-mugga. be right back. is made possible in part by... the richard king mellon foundation. dedicated for over sixty years to south western pennsylvania's quality of life, and competitive future. and by these pittsburg undations. working together to enhance and enrich the lives of...
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ha ha ha ha. >> all right, guys. let's hear it for big willy and little buddy! whoo-hoo! [applause] the phone lines have been lighting up, and we are $57,000 closer to making the children's center renovations a reality. right now, i'd like to recognize our tireless volunteers who are dedicating their time to our efforts. [applause] first up, we have none other than colonel jackson. >> $20?! now, i know homeless people who pledge more than that! look, stop dropping babies all over the place, get off the welfare, and stop buying rims! oh, and thank you for your time. >> ok. and here is my good friend and co-worker renee. now, you guys want to stay tuned, because she'll be performing a little later in the show. hmm-hmm! so, renee, how's it going, huh? >> uh, you want to donate $1,000? oh, that's so generous! what's your name? say that again. >> wow, guys. $1,000! who is that, renee? >> ivanna tinkle. wait a minute. you know what? that is not funny! you know what, if you guys are gonna call in here and play on the phones like that, i am going to kill you in your throat. twice
ha ha ha ha. >> all right, guys. let's hear it for big willy and little buddy! whoo-hoo! [applause] the phone lines have been lighting up, and we are $57,000 closer to making the children's center renovations a reality. right now, i'd like to recognize our tireless volunteers who are dedicating their time to our efforts. [applause] first up, we have none other than colonel jackson. >> $20?! now, i know homeless people who pledge more than that! look, stop dropping babies all over...
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ha ha! [chuckles] announcer: they say that when you're facing extreme danger, your life flashes before you. [giggles] [chuckles] [bells peal] [baby cries] ha ha ha ha! [giggles] if you think that's sad, consider facing it before you even have enough life to flash before your eyes. car crashes are the number-one killer of children 1 through 13. deaths and injuries can be prevented by using the right car seat. visit safercar.gov/therightseat to know what is appropriate for each age and size. >> wendy: we're back with 16-year-old chloe grace moretz. she's the star of the remake "carrie," you know, the scream queen movie, yes. you know, after the movie you'll be known as one of the scream queens. >> oh, my. that's a lot of pressure. >> wendy: you have to get your script down. any tips on,000 get that scream going? >> you've got to belt it out. you've got to do it. >> wendy: we're going test your knowledge to see if you know the difference from one scream to another in the game of "girl or goat."
ha ha! [chuckles] announcer: they say that when you're facing extreme danger, your life flashes before you. [giggles] [chuckles] [bells peal] [baby cries] ha ha ha ha! [giggles] if you think that's sad, consider facing it before you even have enough life to flash before your eyes. car crashes are the number-one killer of children 1 through 13. deaths and injuries can be prevented by using the right car seat. visit safercar.gov/therightseat to know what is appropriate for each age and size....
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de vivre. >> ha ha ha! thank you, nathalie. i get to experience modern montreal's happy hour--cinq a sept. i understand that's 5:00 to 7:00, but it really starts at 4:00, and-- >> finishes whenever. >> ha ha! sante. >> cheers. a sante. >> since the city's earliest days, the french culture of montreal has distinguished itself through its religion, language, and food. you should be my expert on poutine. >> yes. i am. >> now, how did that name ever come about? >> an englishman ask somebody who was making fries, "can you put in some cheese..." >> put in. >> "on top of it." so the french guy understand poutine, and then it becomes their name. >> so he's back there putting together the ingredients? >> he's making poutine. so we have golden brown french fries, and he's gonna put some cheese on top of it... >> there he goes. >> mozzarella cheese curd... >> right. >> and then he's gonna pass it to me, and i put some sauce on top of it. >> wow. let's see the final touch here. >> merci, monsieur. >> ah, and what is th
de vivre. >> ha ha ha! thank you, nathalie. i get to experience modern montreal's happy hour--cinq a sept. i understand that's 5:00 to 7:00, but it really starts at 4:00, and-- >> finishes whenever. >> ha ha! sante. >> cheers. a sante. >> since the city's earliest days, the french culture of montreal has distinguished itself through its religion, language, and food. you should be my expert on poutine. >> yes. i am. >> now, how did that name ever come...
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ooh, ha-ha! ha-ha-ha! that is a boy scout leader proudly destroying an ancient rock formation in a state park in utah which took 170 million years to take shape. yeah, i would say he is probably violating scout credo of leave no trace. despite claiming the rock was unstable to begin with, the men could face charges. no word if they will also be losing their merit badges. >> rough day for tsa air marshals as one of their own was caught yesterday allegedly taking up-skirt photos of women as they boarded a flight from nashville to tampa. seriously? the hero, a passenger who caught the marshall red-handed and snatched the phone out of his palm. charged with disorderly conduct to. make matters worse, this wasn't his first photo shoot. he admitted to doing it more than a dozen other times. >>> and it was a not-so-good day for the florida justice system. it took them over a week to realize two convicted killers walked out of life sentences after some one forged signatures including the judges on documents that le
ooh, ha-ha! ha-ha-ha! that is a boy scout leader proudly destroying an ancient rock formation in a state park in utah which took 170 million years to take shape. yeah, i would say he is probably violating scout credo of leave no trace. despite claiming the rock was unstable to begin with, the men could face charges. no word if they will also be losing their merit badges. >> rough day for tsa air marshals as one of their own was caught yesterday allegedly taking up-skirt photos of women as...
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half spider, ha ha ha. yeah, yeah, yeah. very funny, dad. very funny. gimme a break! you asked for 'em. "scare us, daddy. tell us a scary story." we also asked to drive the car. you know? i mean, you should know better. you scared the hell out of us. we couldn't sleep. yeah. a couple of times, we even wet our beds. i never did that. frank! what you did to them. don't give me that, marie. you loved it when i scared 'em. then they come running to you, and you could hug and cuddle and slobber all over them. hey, that was nice. that's an actual good memory i have. she'd calm us down. yeah. she used to scratch my head. that helped. i didn't like seeing my boys scared. hey, remember the butter cookies? oh, yeah. hey, you got any of those, ma? oh, sure, honey, let me get them. i like the, uh, the pretzel-lookin' ones. ah, remember then we'd go upstairs to our room to get away from him, and then we'd talk about the mets till we fell asleep, huh? yeah. yeah. i'm glad you were there, cubby. yeah. yeah, me, too. it was good. yeah. personally, i like leprechauns. what? leprechaun
half spider, ha ha ha. yeah, yeah, yeah. very funny, dad. very funny. gimme a break! you asked for 'em. "scare us, daddy. tell us a scary story." we also asked to drive the car. you know? i mean, you should know better. you scared the hell out of us. we couldn't sleep. yeah. a couple of times, we even wet our beds. i never did that. frank! what you did to them. don't give me that, marie. you loved it when i scared 'em. then they come running to you, and you could hug and cuddle and...
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ha! ha! ha! - woohooo! - why hello there, daniel. - hi! - hello, miss elaina. - hi there. - come in and play! - oh! sounds good to me! - i wonder what we'll play! (kids laughing) - prince wednesday's cousin, chrissie, is visiting today. come and meet her. chrissie, this is miss elaina and daniel. - i'm chrissie. nice to know you! - hi, chrissie! - hi, chrissie! - and this is my neighbor. - hiya, neighbor. hey... i like your sweater. red's my favorite color. - really? red's my favorite color, too! - hey, guys, let's play with the knights! - absolutely! (daniel and chrissie cheering) - and i'll be the... flyyyyyyyyying knight! (kids laughing) - a flying knight? ha! ha! ha! - flyyyying! (chrissie laughing) - chrissie's flying knight is so funny.
ha! ha! ha! - woohooo! - why hello there, daniel. - hi! - hello, miss elaina. - hi there. - come in and play! - oh! sounds good to me! - i wonder what we'll play! (kids laughing) - prince wednesday's cousin, chrissie, is visiting today. come and meet her. chrissie, this is miss elaina and daniel. - i'm chrissie. nice to know you! - hi, chrissie! - hi, chrissie! - and this is my neighbor. - hiya, neighbor. hey... i like your sweater. red's my favorite color. - really? red's my favorite color,...
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, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, [ bleep ] you! >> up next, what happened to compassionate conservatism? thank you orville and wilbur... ...amelia... neil and buzz: for teaching us that you can't create the future... by clinging to the past. and with that: you're history. instead of looking behind... delta is looking beyond. 80 thousand of us investing billions... in everything from the best experiences below... to the finest comforts above. we're not simply saluting history... we're making it. i want peacocks. peacocks? walking the grounds. in tuscany. [ man ] her parents didn't expect her dreams to be so ambitious. italy? oh, that's not good. [ man ] by exploring their options, they learned that instead of going to italy, they could use a home equity loan to renovate their yard and have a beautiful wedding right here while possibly increasing the value of their home. you and roger could get married in our backyard. it's robert, dad. [ female announcer ] come in to find the right credit options for your needs. because when people
, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, [ bleep ] you! >> up next, what happened to compassionate conservatism? thank you orville and wilbur... ...amelia... neil and buzz: for teaching us that you can't create the future... by clinging to the past. and with that: you're history. instead of looking behind... delta is looking beyond. 80 thousand of us investing billions... in everything from the best experiences below... to the finest comforts above. we're not simply saluting history... we're making it. i...
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debt default in the event the jerks and clowns of the senate fail to raise the debt ceiling ha ha ha ha yeah how much more o'leary asli did americanizing going to be than to operate degrees of unconstitutionality and obama's banana republic bones one point zero over in the u.k. the chance of george osborne has cracked on the funniest jokes of the cabin about his own poll policy for the road to banana republic them help to buy a game he said quote hopefully we'll get a little housing boom and everyone will be happy as property values go up ha ha ha ha so funny george osborne the chancellor joe badly misfired with his cabinet colleagues who thought that causing another housing bubble in burst was no frickin laughing matter george ponzi george osborne stacy herbert cavite they have no sense of humor or even the independent here says a funny old week for the british taxpayer yes it appears corporations are ripping them off not paying taxes and of course there was the little matter of the i.p.o. for those of royal mail which lost a lot of money for the government royal mail i p o delivers
debt default in the event the jerks and clowns of the senate fail to raise the debt ceiling ha ha ha ha yeah how much more o'leary asli did americanizing going to be than to operate degrees of unconstitutionality and obama's banana republic bones one point zero over in the u.k. the chance of george osborne has cracked on the funniest jokes of the cabin about his own poll policy for the road to banana republic them help to buy a game he said quote hopefully we'll get a little housing boom and...
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ha ha! >> joseph rosendo's "travelscope" is made possible by... >> san antonio, texas, where you'll find art, culture, romance, authentic texmex, 50-plus golf courses, and hundreds of attractions. san antonio, deep in the heart. and no-jet-lag, jet lag prevention. >> tokyo is 1,200 square miles. it consists of 23 wards, 26 cities, 5 towns, 8 villages, 9 island chains, and 12 million people. and from top of roppongi hill's tokyo city view, you can see it all except for the islands. but you also can see mt. fuji. mt. fuji is part of the suitcase full of can't-miss attractions that first-time visitors to tokyo expect to see. also high on their list are sites like the flashy neon lights and garish billboards of ginza and hoards of people swarming across shibuya scramble. ha ha! it's been said this intersection, called the scramble, where meiji street and shubuya station meet, was the model for the renovation of times square. well, all i can tell you, it's never felt as chaotic and wild and crazy
ha ha! >> joseph rosendo's "travelscope" is made possible by... >> san antonio, texas, where you'll find art, culture, romance, authentic texmex, 50-plus golf courses, and hundreds of attractions. san antonio, deep in the heart. and no-jet-lag, jet lag prevention. >> tokyo is 1,200 square miles. it consists of 23 wards, 26 cities, 5 towns, 8 villages, 9 island chains, and 12 million people. and from top of roppongi hill's tokyo city view, you can see it all except...
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>> jimmy: ha-ha-ha. beautiful. that guy that got scared is paul lewis. the night manager at colonial wines and spirits in little rock, arkansas. paul and employees are with us. jt and jake. paul, you tolerate this even though you are the boss there? >> yeah, it's quite, quite invigorating you might say. it's pretty amazing feeling. >> jimmy: jake you were the master mind of this. and how long have you been doing this sort of thing to paul? >> we've been scaring paul for about five years now. and it's the new blood and new idea. here we have a pretty famous video on our hand now. >> jimmy: how many years do you think you have shaved off paul'? >> no telling. no telling. >> jimmy: j.t., you jumped out of the box. how long were you in the box by the way? >> it wasn't long at all. we had it planned pretty well. we took a few hours beforehand to laying every out and planning it to getting it all set. >> jimmy: all on the clock i assume? >> yes. >> jimmy: of course. let's watch paul's reaction again together. see. it is a thing of beauty. the arms. he looks li
>> jimmy: ha-ha-ha. beautiful. that guy that got scared is paul lewis. the night manager at colonial wines and spirits in little rock, arkansas. paul and employees are with us. jt and jake. paul, you tolerate this even though you are the boss there? >> yeah, it's quite, quite invigorating you might say. it's pretty amazing feeling. >> jimmy: jake you were the master mind of this. and how long have you been doing this sort of thing to paul? >> we've been scaring paul for...
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ha ha! >> where you join us as we accept the world's invitation to visit. >> today on "travelscope," i climb into the alps to zermatt, switzerland, for a celebration of mountain life, alpine culture, and the majesty of nature. >> joseph rosendo's "travelscope" is made possible by... san antonio, texas, where you'll find art, culture, romance, authentic tex-mex, 50-plus golf courses, and hundreds of attractions. san antonio--deep in the heart. and no-jet-lag, jet lag prevention. >> at the heart of europe, switzerland epitomizes alpine beauty and adventure, and no place says switzerland more than zermatt. as your train climbs through the stunning mattertal valley towards the car-free mountain village, your anticipation rises with the countryside. you're about to meet mountain royalty, and once in zermatt, the first thing you wish to do is pay homage to her majesty. standing here at the sunnegga overlook under the influence of the almost 15,000-foot matterhorn, it's hard to believe there was a
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ha ha ha! i guess i'm not done with upside down. keep hanging around because elmo's world is on the way! - oh, oh, oh, hi. elmo and his friends are here with someone very, very special, the first lady mrs. michelle obama! - hi, everyone. we're here digging up soil because we're about to plant a garden. - yeah. yeah, yeah. so we can grow our very own food. - right. we're planting vegetables like these right here, and veggies taste so good when they come fresh from the garden, don't they? - oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - yeah. so now what we need to do is plant the seeds. who has seeds? - i do! - great. what kind of seeds do you have? can you show us? - i've got tomato seeds. - ooh. tomatoes. there's nothing like tomatoes from the garden. why don't you go ahead and plant them? that's right. you make your hole. that's it. put them in, cover them up. good job. - oh, cool! - and, ross, what about you? what kind of seeds do you have? - cucumber seeds. - oh! - cucumbers. i love cucumbers. - elmo loves cucumbers, too. - all right. you go ahe
ha ha ha! i guess i'm not done with upside down. keep hanging around because elmo's world is on the way! - oh, oh, oh, hi. elmo and his friends are here with someone very, very special, the first lady mrs. michelle obama! - hi, everyone. we're here digging up soil because we're about to plant a garden. - yeah. yeah, yeah. so we can grow our very own food. - right. we're planting vegetables like these right here, and veggies taste so good when they come fresh from the garden, don't they? - oh,...
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ha ha ha! >> "ha ha ha!" that ain't funny, cora. the bill wouldn't be so high if you'd hang your hair out to dry on the line like i told you. >> this is all mine. >> yeah, right, cora. >> you're gonna miss me when i'm gone. >> well, how about we start practicing that today? >> thank you for holding. >> uh, yes, yes. >> your call will be answered in less than one minute. please have your account number and a pen ready. >> cora, pass me the pen and the bill right there. they're on the phone. >> oh, i got to hang my hair out to dry. >> cora, i'm not playing with you, little girl. give me the pen and the thing there. pass it over here. >> what? oh, this bill? >> yes. >> oh. oops. ha ha ha! >> cora, just for that, i'm not gonna let you use none of the electric no more. hold -- hold on. >> for help with a bill, press or say 4. >> wait. hold -- wait! hold on! i wish i had tentacles like edna. >> for help with a bill, press or say 4. >> there we go. uh, what you say? >> for service interruption, press or say 3. >> oh, that's it. >> for help
ha ha ha! >> "ha ha ha!" that ain't funny, cora. the bill wouldn't be so high if you'd hang your hair out to dry on the line like i told you. >> this is all mine. >> yeah, right, cora. >> you're gonna miss me when i'm gone. >> well, how about we start practicing that today? >> thank you for holding. >> uh, yes, yes. >> your call will be answered in less than one minute. please have your account number and a pen ready. >> cora, pass...
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ha-ha-ha. >> jimmy: all right. next up. sand gy from newport news, virginia. >> do you ever get drunk at work? >> i think who ever did that hair was drunk. go ahead and lock in your votes. and we will see -- do we believe she gets drunk at work. here we go. the audience says -- mostly drunk. and we're leaning towards drunk with everyone. sandy says -- yes i have. i used to work for a defense contractor. >> jimmy: all right, who do we have next on the boulevard. >> luther from van nuys. >> do you ever get drunk at work? >> jimmy: all right, i don't know what luther does for a living. maybe a shepherd, who knows. lock in your votes. and the audience says, oh, 59% yes, drunk. 41% no. see if luther does get drunk at work? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, luther. all right. who is up next? >> my name is givanni williams, i hip-hop dance. >> you ever get drunk at work? >> he is a hip-hop dancer, so, guessing, does he dance -- i think he dances out on hollywood boulevard. let's lock in our votes. and find out. if luther drunk, not dr
ha-ha-ha. >> jimmy: all right. next up. sand gy from newport news, virginia. >> do you ever get drunk at work? >> i think who ever did that hair was drunk. go ahead and lock in your votes. and we will see -- do we believe she gets drunk at work. here we go. the audience says -- mostly drunk. and we're leaning towards drunk with everyone. sandy says -- yes i have. i used to work for a defense contractor. >> jimmy: all right, who do we have next on the boulevard. >>...
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ha. let's sit.come on. ? yeah. here. ok. yeah. ha ha ha. oh, boy.want some of that? yeah. here's potatoes.those are great. whoo! aha! i said, aha! what are youdoing here? i rolled over in bedand sudo greato stop me.arie so muchfor your willpower. you going to talkor you goi? i'm in! hey, i wascruising by. i saw dad come-- hey. i get it. for robert, tofu andthe brussels wait till he goes on shift,and ! there. sit down. thanks. take breaths, dad.t. want some gravy,raymond? yup. yup, yup, yup, yup. ok. you wantanything el? bring it on.what have you g? marie: here we go.how's? what'sgoing on here? we're beingsupp. but what aboutyour diet? if you're miserable, dear?longer you know, i think that every day. can i have oneof those ? marie: uh-huh! this is great. take a corn. oh, muffins? ok.i've go. is it thanksgiving again? this is the good one. come on.pic. we're gonna hav. gobble, gobble, gobble. kids:gobble, gobble, gobble. yeah. captioning made possible by talk productions captioned by captioneering your closed captioning resource captioned by captioneering your closed captio
ha. let's sit.come on. ? yeah. here. ok. yeah. ha ha ha. oh, boy.want some of that? yeah. here's potatoes.those are great. whoo! aha! i said, aha! what are youdoing here? i rolled over in bedand sudo greato stop me.arie so muchfor your willpower. you going to talkor you goi? i'm in! hey, i wascruising by. i saw dad come-- hey. i get it. for robert, tofu andthe brussels wait till he goes on shift,and ! there. sit down. thanks. take breaths, dad.t. want some gravy,raymond? yup. yup, yup, yup,...
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- ha ha ha! - ooh! - whoa! we're at the bottom! whoa! now we're at the top! - ooh hoo! - whoa! bottom! top! bottom! top! bottom! - we're at the bottom. - and so is niblet! - and my wand! - [chattering] - he's headed for the border! - he's out of the picture! ouch. - ouch! - ouch! - a perfect 3-ouch landing. - he's over there! - in the block corner. - we've got him cornered! - and blocked! - [whimpering] ooh hoo! - ooh! it's locked! - it can't be locked. my wand is in there. - we need an open the door spell. what rhymes with door? - snore. - floor. - zsa zsa gabor! - whoa! that's sounds magical. let's try it. - open the door, zsa zsa gabor! - whoo-hoo! it worked. - eh, on every door but niblet's. - ♪ hee hee hee hee hee hee - mrs. sparklenose! - good rhyme, fairies. - but it didn't work. niblet's still in there. - ah. alas, there is no magic spell for that. - huh? - no person, fairy, elf, or troll can open the door to a gerbilcorn hole. - then how will we ever catch him? - oh, you can't catch a gerbilcorn unless he wants to be caught. - i'll never get to pet him again? - and i
- ha ha ha! - ooh! - whoa! we're at the bottom! whoa! now we're at the top! - ooh hoo! - whoa! bottom! top! bottom! top! bottom! - we're at the bottom. - and so is niblet! - and my wand! - [chattering] - he's headed for the border! - he's out of the picture! ouch. - ouch! - ouch! - a perfect 3-ouch landing. - he's over there! - in the block corner. - we've got him cornered! - and blocked! - [whimpering] ooh hoo! - ooh! it's locked! - it can't be locked. my wand is in there. - we need an open...